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dorito sex

Sex that is dry and dissatisfying, or cheesy and boring like sex in a romantic comedy
Girl 1.. how was last night?
Girl 2.. two words, Dorito sex!!
by Loopylarvz December 10, 2022
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Sexy Dorito

When a man has the stature of a god, he has a much wider upper torso than lower torso thereby creating a triangle shape when viewed from the front or back. It often comes paired with the chiseled abs of a Greek God.

When a dorito is held side by side to this godly stature, it is nearly indistinguishable.

By default of being a sexy muscular man and having the body shape of a dorito, the term sexy dorito is coined.
Damn Joe looking like a sexy dorito! I bet chicks are all over you!
by dorito luver 6969 November 4, 2021
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Doritsexual

Doritsexual is when men and sometimes women (lesbians) are turned on/aroused by Doritos and Dorito themed merchandise
Oi mate did you here my nans doritsexual.
by Louis is a nonce December 27, 2019
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