Dopposite 

When you are sitting diagonally opposite someone

Laura is dopposite to me

Dopposite by Fozzyfozzy March 26, 2021

The Opposite of Batman 

A phrace to call someone who tries to do good acts but they make it worst or it backfires on the situation. The phrace came from Community character Troy Barns in season 3 episode 1 "Biology 101".

Person A: Hey man, I got your car fixed for you.
Person B: Dude, where are the wheels?
Person A: I didn't had enough money so I sold it to pay it off.
Person B: You are the Opposite of Batman.

The Opposite of Batman by changyoulater August 24, 2020

piddle opposite of "on" 

A nice way of saying "piss off".
Works better when written or typed vs. spoken.

Piddle opposite of "on", piddle wingless hymenoptera

(means "piss off, piss ant")

piddle opposite of "on" by Telephony September 26, 2010

polar opposites 

The complete opposite to one another.
- such as the polar points (North and South) are directly opposite each other on the earth's surface and do not meet or overlap at all.
- in chemistry, there is "polarity', which has to do with atomic structure. Water and oil do not mix because water is polar and oil is non-polar.

"The two men were twin brothers, but they were polar opposites."

polar opposites by SengatheWarrior June 29, 2015

opposites werewolves 

They turns to humans when the moons comes out.

"Gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans when the moons comes out!"

opposites werewolves by nudistrobot October 18, 2008

Oppositely 

We think oppositely..

You think posting from way your original material back some of which I didn’t see .. helps ..

I think .. all this time .. wasted so can’t be real… or something would have been said …

Just makes me think .. double life ..

By the time .. lol I’m already too old …

You’ll be about ready to define for someone else by then …

At least you have keen the back up ( or was he the original plan?)

From what I can gather .. 2 to tango

Tree or me …

Proof we think oppositely..

Why not repost that? … one of the first things I read and probs left the biggest imprint of them all..

The deleted ones do ..

Like … curling up with someone else while making demands …. Hearing his.. I love you’s

……

You don’t know me at all …

….

Thank fuck …

Oppositely by LetsTalkAboutX April 21, 2023

Opposite Day 

Rooted in playground tradition. A fictional holiday, in which everything you do or say means exactly the opposite. Often used at the end of a sentence to negate what you just said.

"You look nice.... on Opposite Day!"

Opposite Day by Dr. Michael yates January 17, 2005