1. Mix a Jersey Shore male cast member with a Jerry Springer redneck,parent's money, aviator sunglasses,1 pair of fingerless gloves and a photo album of ex-girlfriend's(drunk and naked)of course but not by choice. Best chin gum chewing bitch I've ever met.
1.My husband forwarded me about his lifelong dooshá-bag friend .
2.Bar scene:Vomiting female at the end of bar and dooshá-bag already has alibi.

3.D Hartnotmyman dooshá-bag grow up and get off your parents insurance.

4.Even wears his dooshá-bag outfit while he is working.

5.Dooshá-bag shut the fuck up!
by Charles Sandercox June 14, 2018
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