doornication
similar to it's predecessor, 'floornication' doornication is a whole step up from floornication. doornication is the act of engaging in non-marital sex against a door.
WARNING: whilst engaging in doornication, one must take care to ensure that the door handle does not insert itself in ones rectum, or indeed in front passage, should the backdoor be in use.
WARNING: whilst engaging in doornication, one must take care to ensure that the door handle does not insert itself in ones rectum, or indeed in front passage, should the backdoor be in use.
overcome with the urge to splurge prior to reaching the bedroom, the couple engaged in doornication in the porch.
doornication by EnnaGodmon October 5, 2012
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