dooktweet

Verb - When you're taking a dump and using twitter on your mobile device at the same time. Usually done in public restrooms, where the tweet itself describes how awesome the restaurant is. Also used as a hashtag to let the world know where you are. (See example)

Golden Corral is probably the best buffet on the planet! Gotta make more room! #dooktweet

by dooktweet May 11, 2011

Dook Tweet

Tweeting during defecation.

I just proposed to my girlfriend in a dook tweet.

by chunkybeef May 12, 2011