dookie ham 

Type of poop that's about the size of a whole baloney, thick, dense, and heavy.

"I laid down a dookie ham so dense you can see the ribs and fat in it."

- What sort of flavor is this fine meat?
- Nah bro that's the dookie ham I slammed down this morning

dookie ham by layingdookiehamsdaily May 2, 2025

DookieMama

When a girl straight up shits on your dick.

I heard he got him self a DookieMama.

DookieMama by KingMadman4life November 17, 2016

Hamster doobie

The rolled up toilet paper between a woman's pussy lips that looks like a hamster doobie

I was banging her and I could look at was that hamster doobie rolled up in her pussy

Hamster doobie by StatDoc April 22, 2025

Hamster doobie

When you use single ply toilet paper and it gets rolled up between pussy lips and looks like a hamster' doobie

I was going down on her but the view was interrupted by a hamster doobie.

I was watching me do her , but all I could think of was that hamster doobie

Hamster doobie by StatDoc April 26, 2025

Hamster doobie

That little rolled up toilet paper, often single ply, that's rolled up, resembles a little doobie, the size for a hamster and tucked between a woman's vaginal lips, ( labia).

I was about to go down on my girl when I realized she was packing a hamster doobie.

Hamster doobie by StatDoc May 14, 2025