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Breather

When you shit so large and long that your shit pokes out of the toilet bowl water, such that it looks like a snorkel. Credit to my girlfriend

I had Mexican food last night and the next morning I shit out a "breather"

Breather by StatDoc October 14, 2025

Hamster doobie

That little rolled up toilet paper, often single ply, that's rolled up, resembles a little doobie, the size for a hamster and tucked between a woman's vaginal lips, ( labia).

I was about to go down on my girl when I realized she was packing a hamster doobie.

Hamster doobie by StatDoc May 14, 2025

Hamster doobie

When you use single ply toilet paper and it gets rolled up between pussy lips and looks like a hamster' doobie

I was going down on her but the view was interrupted by a hamster doobie.

I was watching me do her , but all I could think of was that hamster doobie

Hamster doobie by StatDoc April 26, 2025

Hamster doobie

The rolled up toilet paper between a woman's pussy lips that looks like a hamster doobie

I was banging her and I could look at was that hamster doobie rolled up in her pussy

Hamster doobie by StatDoc April 22, 2025