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cannon ball dookie 

When a person attempts to make a "cannon ball" jump off a pier or diving board into a body of water while taking a dump at the same time.
Daniel Tosh showed a cannon ball dookie on Tosh.O last week and it was the funniest thing i've ever seen
cannon ball dookie by 61920 August 16, 2011

dookie balls 

When you wipe your ass back to front resulting in poop on your balls.
"O my god, I'm not going to have sex with you if you have dookie balls."
dookie balls by alduin777 May 1, 2015

dookie balls 

The little pebbly balls of feces that you expel from your anus. Usually used out of frustration instead of profanity.
"Oh no, I'm late for work ! Dookie balls" !!!
dookie balls by PlAj $nip October 10, 2007

dookie balls 

the state of having your testicles covered in fecal matter, usually after inserting them into another persons rectum. Often associated with the act of sack stuffing.
Brett had dookie balls after cramming his hairy balls into Annie's steamy cornhole.
dookie balls by Anita Kunttawash September 25, 2003

doodie balls

Having poop and or poop stains on one's ball sack.
When a dude wipes back to front after taking a dump. The poor technique usually results in doodie balls.
doodie balls by Mpizzle December 24, 2013

Dookieball 

A sport I created; the greatest sport of all time.
Dude let's play some dookieball.
Bro let's do it, I love dookieball.

For more info visit joshuah4.wixsite.com/dookieball
Dookieball by Dookieball Creator April 21, 2022
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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