1. What pretty girls call ugly girls to portray themselves as the fine specimens they are when compared to the skanks they don't want their boyfriends to look at.
2. Phrase used when fishing for sympathy for unattractiveness or when you don't feel good.
1. Haha, that bitch looks like doo doo on a stick.
2. I got so drunk last night. I feel like doo doo on a stick today. Feed me!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).