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Donut with sprinkles 

What you call your anus after you've dusted it with glitter.
Stormy: "I made a donut with sprinkles for Donald tonight."

Glazed donut with sprinkles 

When an anus dusted with glitter is covered in jizz. See also: donut with sprinkles
Stormy: "I made a donut with sprinkles for Donald, and he turned it into a glazed donut with sprinkles."

Donut Sprinkler 

1. One who sprinkles the donuts down at the local Jack in the Box and/or Burger King.

2. One who has no aspirations to become anything more than a local donut sprinkler down at the local Jack in the Box and/or Burger King.
Me: "You're brother graduated last year right?"
You: "No, he dropped out and smokes weed all day."
Me: "Wow, what a Donut Sprinkler!"
Donut Sprinkler by aDonutsprinkler November 30, 2011

pink frosted sprinkled donut 

A pink frosted, rainbow sprinkled donut. Also used for cleaning windows, according to Smosh and Wikipedia.
Ian: If you used Wikipedia more often, maybe you would know that before donuts were used for eating, they were used for cleaning windows.

He then washes a car window with his pink frosted sprinkled donut, although it doesn't work well.

Sprinkle Donut 

The act of peeing on a sexual partner's butthole
"yeah last night Kayla gave that guy a sprinkle donut"
Sprinkle Donut by Tboa June 19, 2016

pink sprinkled donut 

When you fuck someone so hard in the ass you made there asshole bleed.
"I shredded her ass so hard last night it was a pink sprinkled donut"