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Donut Sex 

When your horny but you are a fat fuck and only have a donut.
What the fuck, Dennis, why the fuck are you having donut sex in the living room!
Donut Sex by pp69pp December 11, 2020
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donut sex 

Sex after meeting a girl from Dunkin Donuts
1) I gave up on Starbucks and scored some donut sex
2) I'll take a baker's dozen and some donut sex
donut sex by spartcart February 7, 2009

Donut Sex 

When two people have sex with a donut. How it works:

female and male: male puts donut on dick and shoves dick in vagina.
male and male: one male puts donut on dick and shoves dick into asshole.
female and female: one female hold the donut around the other females vagina and licks or fingers the vagina through the hole.

After sex they eat the donut.
"Wanna have donut sex tonight?"
"Fuck yes"
Donut Sex by iamlesbajjaijan January 31, 2018

sex donut 

The act of a group of guys fucking an unglazed donut and cumming on it to form the glaze.
Do you want a sex donut?
sex donut by sexdonut September 12, 2017

Donut- sexual 

To be sexually attracted or turned on by donuts.
"Hey bro, wanna go to Dunkin Donuts?"

"Nah- man, I'm Donut- sexual, I'm not gonna cheat on my Pink frosted sprinkled donut............. WITH CREAM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Donut- sexual by AgentTomato January 27, 2017

dont matter had sex 

When you have smash a girl and maybe your friends also smashed and your not smashing no more. Or meet someone you dont know who also has smashed the same girl
"We both had sex with her bro. Whaaaattt?" Nice! "dont matter had sex"

Sexy Donut

cool, awesome, fun. Used to describe an event (not A donut in high heels)
That party was such a sexy donut!
Sexy Donut by smitheroonie March 27, 2007
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