Optimum mousepad wearer, takes part in iPhone charging competitions. Currently the Number 1 Women'
s Squash
player in Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales. Astoundingly, he boasts a mighty 2 GCSE's with extreme pride and prejudice. Was a freed Exoduster in 1945, best
buddy o'pals with Crooks from Of Mice and Men. His favourite hobby is teddy
bear making and he has a actimel addiction. Likes to frequently collect rag and bone crates from the Whispering Sands Of The Wailing Winds on a brigantine with Noah Evans. Favourite food is extensive amounts of soggy rich
tea biscuits and overall a Slimey Fella.
That chad over there, wearing
hoodrich and drinking actimel, looks like Thomas Donohoe, my
favourite Women's
Squash Proffesional doesn't he.