donniemander

To modify an official document (often with a Sharpie®) to rewrite history and prove that, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, you were right all along.

Origin: From Gaelic name Dòmhnall > from the Proto-Celtic *Dumno-ualos ("world-ruler" or "world-wielder") + -mander > from Latin mandatum ‘something commanded’, from manussmall hand’ + dare ‘give’
The path of hurricane Dorian was donniemandered on the official forecast chart to include Alabama, who was feeling left out of the storm parties.
by Gapgrin September 05, 2019
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