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donniemander 

To modify an official document (often with a Sharpie®) to rewrite history and prove that, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, you were right all along.

Origin: From Gaelic name Dòmhnall > from the Proto-Celtic *Dumno-ualos ("world-ruler" or "world-wielder") + -mander > from Latin mandatum ‘something commanded’, from manus ‘small hand’ + dare ‘give’
The path of hurricane Dorian was donniemandered on the official forecast chart to include Alabama, who was feeling left out of the storm parties.
donniemander by Gapgrin September 5, 2019
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Bonniemander 

The Gerrymandering of a Congressional District by an incumbent that already enjoys a huge majority of party members in his District.
The incumbent Congressman did such a horrible job in office that he had to Bonniemander his district in order to ensure re-election.
Bonniemander by Glenn Ross January 19, 2022
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