donkey farts 

When you sexually please a dolphin with a Pringles can.

PETA was protesting Sea World because someone gave Flipper donkey farts.

donkey farts by Muff Snorkler November 10, 2011

holy donkey farts 

Holy donkey farts is a exclamation used when crazy abnormal occurrences happen.

Example A:
Holy donkey farts look at that unicorn frolicking out of that rainbow...

Example B:
Holy donkey farts a rabid wolf has viscously ripped off my leg!

holy donkey farts by RabidUniocrn July 3, 2014