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dorkatard 

a reference to a less than popular person, who also unintentionally does very stupid things.
That guy is a real dorkatard!
dorkatard by Br33zE February 23, 2009
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El donkatorus 

To call someone a God or Goddess of Awesomeness
Mike: Did you go to Franks Killer party last night?

Larry: Yeah man! Hes the El donkatorus!

Donkatorus 

Meaning without El is showing of doing or having something God like which can be awesome depending on who you are
Mike: Kevin's party sucked

Frank: Dude watch your mouth, hes a donkatorus now because of that party...

Mike: Opps my bad
Its when a Centaur has sex with a Donkey. The half breed becomes a DONKTAR. DONKTAR can be used when comparing large people with small brains.
Hey look at that DONKTAR! He looks like a jackass.
DONKTAR by TheVIN September 3, 2005

Donktard 

Comination of donk and tard. Usually used in poker, it is primarily aimed to give added emphasis to the degree of how inept a player's skill set is. Likewise, it can also be expanded to the realm of daily life to critique whenever a person does something that, for lack of a better phrase, is utterly and completely stupid.
For Poker: Wow, four people push all-in preflop in a $75 tourney and he called with 2 3 offsuit? What a donktard.

For life: She drove off from the pump with the nozzle still in the car and the fuel cap on her hood? What a donktard.
Donktard by The Poker Professor August 29, 2008

Donktard 

A very large and clumsy, not too bright dork who wears his coveralls so far up into his crotch that it looks like he's trying to strangle his man-mooseknuckle..
My God! Look at that man-mooseknuckle! That guy is such a donktard!
Donktard by Brian Casperson December 9, 2008