Donkus 

He has an extremely large penis, tall but fucking dopey! Gday Mate How Ya Goin!

Donkus was just inside your mum

Donkus by Travis Cobbledick June 3, 2019

donkuistador

A guy that makes moves on women but has no idea that they are doing everything in their power to avoid him.

A group of ladies are hanging out by the bar, your friend the donkuistador makes his approach and you sit back and watch as the ladies try to wiggle away from this idiot, but he keeps his attack going strong...thinking that they love him.

donkuistador by jsharkey January 25, 2009

Donkulese 

- To shit on
- To get wrecked
- Legendary
- God Tier

"Damn bro, you just got donkulesed on!"
"You donkulesed the shit outta that guy!!!"

Donkulese by TheMajestt March 5, 2018

f'donkulous 

(adj) form of f'donk; the state of being cock-slapped unconscious

The bitch passed out after we got f'donkulous on her ass.

f'donkulous by amp18 January 29, 2007

Gnarl-donkulous 

A term used to define something as both totally amazing and completely unbeleivable. (Particularly used at extreme sporting events)

Dude, did you jst see that 1080 backflip, over those 20 buses? It was gnarl-donkulous!

Gnarl-donkulous by OMG!Art September 11, 2012

donkular ding dong 

A man's penis, when flaccid, that is more than twice the size of most men's erect ones.

I've never had gay tendencies, but this guy next to me at the urinal whipped out a donkular ding dong and I got dizzy.

donkular ding dong by peepee envy October 18, 2010

donkus 

penis of above average size, that is used as tool to awake sleeping/passed out male friends and in some cases family members. A donkus is usually known all too well by the group of friends that it is associated with. Despite it's bad reputation and over-exposure it is an important part of the group dynamic and always "up" for a good laugh.

"Dude the Donkus woke up P-Dizzle again, I think P-Dizzle is starting to like it."

donkus by Muff Dawg May 14, 2006