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Dishcloth Dongles 

Tits that look like they have been wrung out like a dishcloth

Completely drained empty flaps of skin

Caused by accelerated weight loss or years of breast feeding
noun: canine protective eyewear

origin: elision of the words "dog" and "goggles"
Fido's colorful bandana and jaunty doggles assured us of his continued status as gayest dog on the beach.
doggles by KatieOh! September 18, 2006

Donglestep

The single most prolific genre of music in the universe.
Donglestep is regarded by many people to be stupid, retarded, and/or zippertits. What those people don't know is that Donglestep is the most fun genre of music to produce; taking the perfect amount of skill, talent, rhythm, vision, and laziness.

There is a sub-genre of Donglestep called Sludgestep, but it is stupid, unoriginal, and created by common plagarists.

Donglestep is the world's rarest sexual fetish. The total number of Donglophiles is exactly zero.

The most popular Donglestep artist is Papachino, but other artists include Gravy Train, Thunderbagel, Brube, Rectal Ketchups, Jedadiath, Bumbaskit, Krompet Mckgege, Solvent Mormon, and Thunderbolt Murderface, just to name a few.
"Hey, did you hear that sick Donglestep song yesterday? It's totes champin."
"Yeah, dat shit be pumpin'."
Donglestep by Dirtwhistle October 12, 2013
i am dongless
dongless by 39z March 7, 2018

Donglesaurus 

Giant synthetic penis or sex toy, usually found in carry on bags at the TSA checkpoint.
I forgot to take my donglesaurus out of my bag before I left for my trip.
Donglesaurus by CACattack712 March 11, 2022
I am dongless
dongless by 39z March 6, 2018