Dong Water 

This is most typically referred to as the toilet bowl water once a man's penis as poked itself into the murky depths. When a penis infiltrates the vile waters of the ceramic oval office, the water turns into Dong Water. Similar to bong water in the sense that once clean water is now tainted.

In other cultures, known as "Poop Dick"

I was pooping at the public walmart restrooms and felt my dick submerge into the icy cold waters of the unknown. I knew immediately that I birthed a new batch of Dong Water. Unsafe and unsanitary, I immediately ran away.

Dong Water by sixty7gt500 July 11, 2014

Dong Water 

A slang term for urine/pee/piss/tinkle

I just dropped some dong water in the bathroom, let's roll!

Dong Water by Dark lord tizzy June 10, 2016

dong water 

The result of a man taking a piss.

Derived from "bong water", the water used in a bong (obviously); and "Dog Water", one of the phony advertisements on "The Ren and Stimpy Show."

After a long night of drinking Rolling Rocks and playing video games nonstop, the Angry Nintendo Nerd had to reach for the pause button -- he desperately needed to let off a couple quarts of "dong water"...

dong water by Jason L. July 5, 2007

dong water 

dick sweat. straight fucking dick sweat.

my mom was making fun of me today. she’s literally fkn dong water.

dong water by c0keboys February 26, 2021

Water Dong 

Term for a water bottle filled with a clear alcohol, preferably cheap vodka.

Yea I snuck some vodka in with my water dong. I am so drunk, I have been water donging it all day.

Water Dong by cobrandy June 16, 2010

bathtub toilet water dong 

The act of putting your dong in the toilet and transferring it to the bathtub filled with water.

When I was at home, I had to take a shit. After I was done shitting, I gad to rinse my dong in the water of the tub. Then was born a new batch of bathtub toilet water dong

bathtub toilet water dong by Fart dong December 6, 2021

Dogwater 

ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater?

u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none? ur freer than a costco sample? any drillers? looking for a wambulance? a dollar tree headset?

Dogwater by skylarinnit January 21, 2021