doing the paperwork

Wiping your ass after taking a shit.

Girlfriend knocks on bathroom door: "Almost done in there?"

You: "Yep, just doing the paperwork"

by El gordo jordo January 28, 2020

Do a little paperwork

Relocating to the bathroom(with printed material to read) to sit on the toilet awaiting production results, usually for an extended period of time.

Husband: Honey I'm going to do a little paperwork.

Wife: Hope everything works out OK.

by Theeditorialsection January 25, 2009