After a long night of drinking and partying, you find you cant sleep past 7:00 and are really tired. You get out of bed to watch television, hoping it will tucker you out. Then you notice tht there is a girl rubbing her kankles on ur cumfy couch, and at first glance your like get off my couch! But then you realize shes naked, so you take her upstairs and have mediocre sex with her. But then you find out shes actually your neighbors dog, so u take a showwer take the dog for a walk and return it to its owner.
person 1. Brahmando, I got a doggyhairy sunrise this morning by the sexiest golden retriever ive ever seen.
person 2. O wow, I had a chubby bull dog, not tht nice to look at but what an animal in the sack
In Mario Kart an item is "prairie doggable" if it is able to be held out of the back of the kart/motorcycle (i.e. if it can be prairie dogged). Such items include banana peels, koopa shells, and bombs.
I forgot that bombs were prairie doggable, I held it too long and it blew me up in a collision!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!