dogbeat

to beat the shit out of someone in a cruel fashion; also to dehumanize the victim

if you don’t leave me alone ricky, i will dogbeat you

by little green bastard truck October 21, 2018

Dongbeater

A person that is dazed or confused and doesn't know what is going on at all. Continuosly beats their dong in the corner

Not knowing what is going on;
Ex: Look at that dongbeater over there.

by gus89 April 8, 2011

Dogbert

Genetically he may be a dog, but Dogbert is no man's best friend. He treats people with disdain, reserving special contempt for Dilbert, who's no master--or match--for Dogbert. (Although he wouldn't admit it, if push came to shove, he'd protect the bumbler. And never let him forget it).

His not-so-secret ambition is to conquer the world and enslave all humans. He anointed himself St. Dogbert, and as such takes special delight in exorcising the demons of stupidity.

We're very fortunate to be living in the time of Dogbert.

by Soiled Undergarment January 22, 2004

Dogmeat

The best fucking NPC in Fallout and Fallout 2 by Interplay.

I was in Vault City, destroying my seventh city, when a vault citizen escaped my walking path, but luckily dogmeat was there to kill her ass.

by Levi January 21, 2004

dogbats

flying dogs that respond to high pitched girly screams

AHH! there are dogbats coming

by jeremiah sugapong April 20, 2007

Dogmeat

The companion that will love you no matter what in Fallout 4. Dogmeat won't complain when you do drugs or kill random people for the hell of it. Dogmeat will love you no matter what. You've probably at some point grown attached to Dogmeat, but who hasn't? He can help you find items and enemies and can also wear goggles and bandanas which makes him even cuter.

You: -Kills random person on Fallout-
Dogmeat: -Still loves you-
You: -Does drugs-
Dogmeat: -Still loves you-
You: -trys out a different companion who turns out to be annoying as fuck-
You: -Realizes Dogmeat can't be replaced.- -Goes back to Dogmeat.

Dogmeat is amazing

by TheOfficialFaj June 17, 2016

dogbert

1. A character in the daily comic strip "Dilbert" by Scott Adams. He is Dilbert's pet (or is Dibert Dogbert's pet?) and often makes fun of just about everyone he meets and appointed himself a saint.
2. The eventual ruler of the earth, and the people who subscribe to the Dilbert newsletter will be at his right hand, while all others will be the subscribers' personal slaves.
3. One of my role models.

1. Dogbert hates most humans.
2. All hail Dogbert.
3. Dogbert is a weaselish consultant for the Pointy-Haired Boss.

by dvdwinter9 January 6, 2007