When you allow a woman that knows your grandma's name to ride your face and when she is finished you ask her for nothing in return. You do it for the simple fact that her getting off gets you off.
I gave Tammy the dogtooth last night, I was snarling so hard I had to give myself a rabies shot.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"