man, this silly putty used to be glow-in-the-dark-green, but now it's total dog mustard. im gonna go drown my sorrows in strawberry soda and cheap cocaine.
by DOG MUSTARD August 27, 2003
When a guy is receiving a blowjob from his girl and as she attempts to deep throat him she suddenly sneezes so violently she ejects from her nose a yellowish snot trail all over his majestic manhood plus she accidentally bites his magnificent va-jay-jay impaler but it doesn’t quite draw blood.
Thanks to her allergies and missing teeth, Belinda created a hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup situation last night on her date with Homer.
by theinstigator June 4, 2016