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dog poo!

WATCH OUT FOR THAT...
*SQUELCH*
...dog log!

dog log by danarky June 26, 2003

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Dog Log

Another, rhyming term for dogpile and dog shit. This is canine fecal matter that is usually found in your front yard or on sidewalks.

I should probably stop feeding my dog so much; he's crapping out dog logs like an Uzi empties a clip. It's everywhere!

Dog Log by Journey Fan February 7, 2005

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Dog Log

Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.

“My puppy dropped a massive dog log today. Let’s just say I left it out to dry...”

Dog Log by driftyshmifty November 16, 2018

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Dog Log

Dog on a log who's a hog with a log dog.

Sam: Hey!
Harold: Hi
Sam: Dog?
Harold: Log!
Both: Dog Log!

Dog Log by souljaboy93 December 6, 2020

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Dog.Log

A log file created on a server to induce laughter by those who know it exists.

Yesterday I checked and the dog.log file has been on the server for 3 years and the administrators never noticed. DOG LOG

Dog.Log by Not funny nerd February 23, 2014

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ur dog log

After all the urs, this one is one of the most terrifying. “ur dog log” is to only be used if there’s no more hope.

John: UR GRANNY TRANNY
joe: I didn’t think it’d come to this..
John: wait-no-joe
Joe: ur dog log
John: soul leaves existence and everything is abolished

ur dog log by Alossissea April 13, 2018

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Dog 'N Log

Dog it and log it is a phrase in similar vain to such phrases as "bag it and tag it" or "hump it and dump it". In this case, a guy gets a dirty dog out with a chick, typically of a drunken nature, and subsequently records the details of said dogging in a log of some kind.

Bill took a seat in front of the fireplace of his personal library. After putting his glasses on, he logged the dirty details of the previous night's debaucherous encounter.

Bro 1: Yo bro, did you get the dog out with that whore Stacy last night?
Bro 2:Yea bro, I dogged it and logged it.
Both: Dog 'N Log!

Dog 'N Log by DogMaster3000 November 24, 2011