dog dick red 

simple the most amusing yet discusting color of red in existance

i went to the paint store the other day but they didn't have any dog dick red paint

dog dick red by Pimp Shit Nick August 11, 2006

Dog Dick Red 

A very distinctive shade of red that compares to nothing but a dog dick.

When Derrick pulled his pants down Jennifer said ewwwwww it's Dog Dick Red.

Also normally having a baby dick

Dog Dick Red by Real Deal Phil July 8, 2019