dog boner 

Dude you nasty why you looking this up?

"so i looked up Dog boner today" "dude what's wrong with you?"

dog boner by Plpzlol October 18, 2015

dog boner 

When you get an erection while playing with your dog.

"So I got an erection while playing with my dog the other day."
"It's called a dog boner, it's completely natural."

dog boner by unskinny-bob April 6, 2021

Dog Boner 

Someone that you love, appreciate, laugh with, and also can give all the shit in the world too. This person is a friend you can shit on, and then end conversations with “love ya!” Most kirky has a name like Dylan.

Hey Dog Boner, call me back, love ya!

Dog Boner by LilSteph March 1, 2018

Dog Boner 

A red rocket

“Dude look at that dog boner it’s disgusting.”
“Oh my god I want to suck it!”

Dog Boner by FesteringCunt October 11, 2025

Corn dog boner 

When you have a boner so big and hard that it feels like your dick is gonna run out of skin, like when the meat pops out the top of a corn dog.

Damn dude that bitch was so fine she gave me a corn dog boner, I don't think my dick will ever have a wrinkle in it again!

Corn dog boner by DrRobot October 22, 2015

Boner dog 

put your dick in a hotdog bun and make your girlfriend eat it

my girlfriend told me i made a perfect boner dog

Boner dog by WM43 July 16, 2011

dogboner 

The erection of a dog.

Knick knack paddy whack give a dog a boner. Dogboner.

dogboner by unskinny-bob March 10, 2023