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An alcoholic drink poured in a shot glass. It is chilled vodka with a splash of lime juice.

A celebratory expression to yell out when drinking dog ball shooters.
"Can I please order some Dog Balls for my friends"
You would say this to a waitress/bartender.

"Dog Balls!!" You would yell this out with your friends as you raise your glass to toast the drinking of Dog Balls.
Dog Balls by Doug Balls October 17, 2012
An Eight on any single hole in golf.
Damn, I missed my putt. That makes it a Dog Balls
dog balls by Adam Ray October 25, 2006
In the poker variant of Texas Hold 'em, Dog Balls refers to holding pocket 8's (two 8's) as your hole cards. Superstitiously viewed as an unusually difficult hand to crack(beat).
I decided it was my time to go "all in" when I was dealt the dog balls.
dog balls by Robby Cross March 3, 2008
As noted by the U.S. Navy SEALS, when the leadership has left them "hanging out there like DOG BALLS", exposed and to their own devices.
"The best example would be when the government abandoned the four Americans at the Benghazi, Libya compound, by not sending any help. They left the four hanging out like dog balls."
Dog Balls by scshootergw May 12, 2013
When your scrotum is shriveled up and feels wrinkly and tight

Typically happens when it’s cold
“Ah shoot I have the dog balls again!”
dog balls by PLPLPLPLP December 21, 2021
when someone has big ole balls but a tiny little dick.
Nikki was so disappointmented with Jacob because he had those dog balls.
Dog Balls by Genesis420 May 13, 2017