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Dicks Like Jesus, from the song, My Dick - Mickey Avalon
dlj by mydick2 January 20, 2009
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DOWN-LOW JEWISH GIRL (DLJG) 

THE DOWN-LOW JEWISH GIRL LOVES TO MASQUERADE AS A "WHITE GIRL" (AS IN WHITE GENTILE GIRL). THE DLJG LOVES TO HIDE BEHIND THE "WHITE GIRL" LABEL, SO SHE CAN PROMOTE INTERRACIAL SEX AND BABIES WITH BLACK GUYS (OR HISPANIC AND ASIAN GUYS). YOUR TYPICAL DLJG WILL GET A NOSEJOB, DYE HER HAIR BLONDE OR SOME OTHER COLOR, AND WILL TRY AND MIMIC A "WHITE GENTILE GIRL" PERSONALITY. YOU'LL SEE A DLJG IN MANY SOCIAL MEDIA VIDEOS GETTIN' JIGGY WITH A BLACK BABY DICK BRUTHA, OR SOME OTHER "MINORITY" WITH A SMALL DICK:). YOU'LL ALSO SEE A DLJG IN VIDEOS TRYING TO START RACIAL HATRED BETWEEN GROUPS (LIKE THE ONE WHO MADE A VIDEO A WHILE BACK INSULTING ASIAN COLLEGE STUDENTS). SO BEWARE TO ALL GUYS OF ALL RACES: NEXT TIME YOU SEE A "WHITE GIRL" IN A VIDEO GETTIN' HER SWIRL ON OR SAYING SOMETHING RACIALLY INSULTING, THERE'S A 70 TO 90 PERCENT CHANCE YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT A DOWN-LOW JEWISH GIRL:). DON'T CONFUSE JEWISH GIRLS AND CAUCASIAN GENTILE GIRLS: THEY ARE NOT THE SAME. THANKS:)
White Gentile guy to Asian guy: Hey, did you see the video of that silly-asshole White girl recording herself grindin' on some welfare recipient black dude with a two-inch dick?

Asian guy to White Gentile guy: Bro, that "White girl" ain't no White Gentile girl. That girl is a DLJG: A DOWN-LOW JEWISH GIRL (DLJG). They love to promote interracial sex between "White girls" and everyone else. But they never admit to being Jewish;they like to hide that fact from everyone.

White guy to Asian guy: Damn, I didn't realize Jewish babes could be such lying dickheads.

Hispanic guy to White guy: Don't worry, bro. It's a fact millions of DLJGs all over the world have lied so well that now they're actually enjoying LOTS OF GENTILE COCK!!! Now, they're secretly getting revenge against their racist Jewish boyfriends and husbands who love to pay to have sex with SHIKSAS!!!!!

White guy to his Asian and Hispanic friends: Well, it looks like the joke is on Jewish boyfriends and husbands all over the world:)

The three friends laugh hysterically in agreement:)

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