Dive Bomber

A friend who stops by your house for the soul purpose of taking a shit.

Example: Pulling a dive bomber attack, Joe dropped by my house
just to take a shit.

Dive Bomber by Ryan Seal April 17, 2007

dive bomber

A male that engages in unprotected sexual activity and pulls up and out directly before delivering his explosive payload, bombing the enemy with his inflammable napalm.

Concerned Friend: Yo man, you want a condom?
Unconcerned Pilot: Naw bro, I'm a dive bomber.

dive bomber by funkyeah February 15, 2009

Dive Bomber

It is a well-know fact that the ability of a male to detect odors is inversely proportional to the erectness of his penis. A dive bomber is a male whose sense of smell is still functioning well enough during sex to tell rotten pussy from the good kind before dipping a tongue in it.

A Dive Bomber can pull up just in time.

Dive Bomber by Flaming Meaux May 4, 2006

Dive Bomber

When, in the act of coitus, from a 45 degree angle and from about 2 or 3 feet, one shits upon either vagina or anus. Sometimes mouth.

I especially enjoy dive-bombing after a pink lemonade (see dictionary).

Dive Bomber by Phillip James Robertson June 26, 2003

Dive Bomber

Sexual manuever where you fist the girl and then dip your balls into her wide open vagina.

Dirty Dive Bomber: If you fist her ass and then dip your balls into her wide open ass.

Joe did everthing with Lilly from the Dirty Sanchez to the Dirty Dive Bomber!

Dive Bomber by Randy Winters December 28, 2002

Dive Bomber

When you fart and jump over somebody while shouting, "Dive Bomber," leaving a bomb of fart gas that descend on the target you jumped over.

Farts, jumps over loved one and crop dusting them at the same time
boyfriend: "Dive bomber"
Girlfriend: "Ew"

Dive Bomber by Jermaine3502 January 28, 2022

tokyo dive bomber 

Tokyo Dive Bomber is the moment where you dip your balls into a sleeping persons open mouth and their reflex action is to move, or close their mouth causing you to squint in pain as you extricate yourself from the situation.

Ian pulled a Tokyo Dive Bomber on that girl at the party the other night, he's lucky to get have gotten out of their in one piece!

tokyo dive bomber by Fawlty March 4, 2015