ditons
ditons by Mr. Pickles January 12, 2005
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Dixons Recycle
To inadvertently introduce to someone what you believe is a new piece of information, when in fact you have forgotten that they were the very person to tell you about it in the first place.
To present to someone as new something which is actually secondhand from them.
To present to someone as new something which is actually secondhand from them.
Have you heard of this great band called The Pixies?
- Don’t Dixons Recycle me, I was the one who lent you the cd!
- Don’t Dixons Recycle me, I was the one who lent you the cd!
Dixons Recycle by hailfellowwellmet July 21, 2011
Sweating like a scouser in Dixons
Sweating like a scouser in Dixons by eddie23 August 6, 2003
dixons
Chain of British electrical retailers that exclusively employs male juvenile retards with bad acne. They all wear cheap shiny suits from Burtons or Top Man (clothing chains that employ the same sort of people).
Dixons make their money on selling dodgy extended warranties by trying to scare you that the screen on your shiny new laptop might break. One time they tried to sell me an extended warranty on a £10 kettle. FFS...
Dixons make their money on selling dodgy extended warranties by trying to scare you that the screen on your shiny new laptop might break. One time they tried to sell me an extended warranty on a £10 kettle. FFS...
Spotty youth: "You can insure the washing machine against breakdown for 3 years for only £10/month".
Me: "Are you saying that this product which I have not yet paid for is unreliable?".
SY: "Ehhhhh...."
Me: "Besides, if it breaks, I will get a plumber out to fix it and that cannot cost as much as £360".
SY: "Security to checkouts please. We have a customer with a brain".
Me: "Are you saying that this product which I have not yet paid for is unreliable?".
SY: "Ehhhhh...."
Me: "Besides, if it breaks, I will get a plumber out to fix it and that cannot cost as much as £360".
SY: "Security to checkouts please. We have a customer with a brain".
dixons by fubarderby September 6, 2005
dixons
The shittiest British electrical company in business. They will screw up any order you place and lie to you completely about it. Their website, CS, help and delivery ALL SUCKS. DO NOT BUY FROM THEM.
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