ditons 

Things which nobody knows what they are. Coe found the word on a sexual stimulant.

What the fuck is a diton? I don't know, but I'm supposed to put a couple drops of this shit on em.

ditons by Mr. Pickles January 12, 2005

joe-ditions 

the act of pre-casting; assigning actors/actresses to roles in a production before the actual auditions occur.

He conducted joe-ditions for his favorite actors and actresses for the upcoming play.

Steve was joe-ditioned for the lead role in the play.

joe-ditions by Dr. KB June 24, 2008

Dixons Recycle 

To inadvertently introduce to someone what you believe is a new piece of information, when in fact you have forgotten that they were the very person to tell you about it in the first place.

To present to someone as new something which is actually secondhand from them.

Have you heard of this great band called The Pixies?

- Don’t Dixons Recycle me, I was the one who lent you the cd!

Dixons Recycle by hailfellowwellmet July 21, 2011

Sweating like a scouser in Dixons

what one does when it's fucking hot!

Fuck me it's so hot I'm sweating like a scouser in Dixons

Sweating like a scouser in Dixons by eddie23 August 6, 2003

dixons 

Chain of British electrical retailers that exclusively employs male juvenile retards with bad acne. They all wear cheap shiny suits from Burtons or Top Man (clothing chains that employ the same sort of people).

Dixons make their money on selling dodgy extended warranties by trying to scare you that the screen on your shiny new laptop might break. One time they tried to sell me an extended warranty on a £10 kettle. FFS...

Spotty youth: "You can insure the washing machine against breakdown for 3 years for only £10/month".
Me: "Are you saying that this product which I have not yet paid for is unreliable?".
SY: "Ehhhhh...."
Me: "Besides, if it breaks, I will get a plumber out to fix it and that cannot cost as much as £360".
SY: "Security to checkouts please. We have a customer with a brain".

dixons by fubarderby September 6, 2005

dixons 

The shittiest British electrical company in business. They will screw up any order you place and lie to you completely about it. Their website, CS, help and delivery ALL SUCKS. DO NOT BUY FROM THEM.

PERSON A: Hey man I heard dixons were delivering your 26" LCD TV on friday after you paid £5 for premium delivery
PERSON B: No they fucked up, so I paid £5 for a delivery a week late. I'm getting a refund
PERSON A: THOSE FUCKERS I BET THEY LIKE RECEIVING PENIS IN THEIR BUTTOCKS

dixons by James_UK February 28, 2008

Dionski

Dionski is an amazing person with a bunch of sisters and few brothers . Dionski is kind hearted and loving caring . He should get what he want and be spoiled. For now on whatever he asks for he shall receive Gucci and all.

Dionski is me

Dionski by Orkee January 14, 2020