Dito

Short for 'Idem Dito' (Meaning 'Right back at you')
by TheRealPaardRamon August 17, 2015
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Dito

Used commonly by Puerto Ricans or Dominicans as a word to express ptty..like saying "aww poor you"
Dito, he went home with no 420..
by Sound Gnome March 13, 2008
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Dito

A name for a man who has attributes similar to one Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Also a name commonly given to someone with an enormous penis. Absolutely monstrous cock. Atrociously ginormous. Vast.
Cool Individual: “Yo what has 150 teeth and is holding back a monster”

Average loser: “Idk what”

Cool individual:“Ditos zipper”
by TheEpicWaffle October 5, 2021
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Dito

Another term for "attractive". This term only used in Indonesia, and was first mentioned to a cool guy named Dito. He is very hot and attractive.
A: Hey, look at the guy behind those girls!
B: OMG, he looks really Dito. Omg
by joooooohn January 2, 2012
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Dito

An obscene force (in Shih Tzu form) which upon looking directly at will cause permanent head trauma, and quite possibly death and has powers beyond human comprehension.
I'm here in this crazy asylum because I once looked at Dito.
by The Dark Master Dito Himself January 4, 2009
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Ditoing

Common phrase used in the public service sector. Refers to performing oral sex on one's supervisor in hopes of gaining an advantage over one's peer.
"Can you believe that Will is ditoing again? He is going to run this place some day"
by Impact103 March 19, 2014
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dito

Used when an idiot can't spell the actual word "ditto".
When someone agrees with your sentiment, they can write the word, "ditto"; however, under-educated people may write "dito".
by mymindseye May 7, 2010
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