"Who was that disgusting ditch pig who sucked 6 dicks at a time at her going away party?"
"You had me at ditch pig."
"You had me at ditch pig."
by kyla condon May 14, 2005
A woman who's so skanky, you drive her out, have your way with her and leave her lying in a ditch because she's not worth driving back home.
by bobsyeruncle January 27, 2008
An obese ugly, skank from Sidney, BC who gets sympathy sex because she is so damn pathetic. (These girls generally go by the name Kristy or Wendy)
Girls you see at golf tournaments that hit on pathetic guys who also are in need of sympathy sex - togther this couple defines the term LOSERS.
by Julie Halliday July 06, 2004
by Grant Bruce March 07, 2003
by dolphinsrgaysharks August 12, 2011
Namely a fat gap toothed hick with a bad dye job. Also can be seen at night around bingos and bars looking for a man to have a good time with before going home to wallow in her filth. Also known as a vicki.
Girl at bar: Ew look at that Ditch Pig going home with that Robert
Other girl at bar: Why in the world is he with her ?
First Girl at bar: I dont know but he is obviously blind !
Other girl at bar: Why in the world is he with her ?
First Girl at bar: I dont know but he is obviously blind !
by anonphenom June 17, 2011
1) redneck 1: there goes scott he loves that new truck he just got
redneck 2: yeah bro-cha-cho know what i heard he calls it?
redneck 1: whats that skinny?
redneck 2: he calls it ditch pig!
redneck 1: must be becuase that trucks loves the ditch like a dirty whore haha!
2) scott: hey dude,
ween: sup man,
scott: nothing dude, did you see that fugly ass hoe steve left the bar with lastnight?
ween: i know eh she was deffinatly a greasy ole ditch pig
redneck 2: yeah bro-cha-cho know what i heard he calls it?
redneck 1: whats that skinny?
redneck 2: he calls it ditch pig!
redneck 1: must be becuase that trucks loves the ditch like a dirty whore haha!
2) scott: hey dude,
ween: sup man,
scott: nothing dude, did you see that fugly ass hoe steve left the bar with lastnight?
ween: i know eh she was deffinatly a greasy ole ditch pig
by scottie muck October 30, 2010