Dissenter Squared 

A group with moxie commissioned with dissenting the 21st century self-proclaimed "mavericks."

Guy #1: You ever heard of Dissenter Squared?
Girl #!: No. Are they squares?
Dissenter Squared: No, we're complete and utter fools! So come join us!
Guy #1 and Girl #1: Sure! Why not?

Dissenter Squared by undertheviaduct April 11, 2010

Disgender 

A being who believes themselves to be completely outside the idea of gender and sex and opposes their existence as constructs in their totality.

Hey are you a boy or a girl?
I'm actually disgender and don't believe those are concepts that exist.

Disgender by Danthesexyhotman June 15, 2020

disinterneted 

To lose ones internet connection.

The individual was happily lost in webland when abruptly they became disinterneted.

disinterneted by jpg3 November 5, 2011

Milk Dispensers 

A really lame term used by some little children to describe a women's breasts.

Her milk dispensers are huge!!

Milk Dispensers by Moon Project January 31, 2005

cognitive dysentery 

A modern social disease whereby the afflicted have an uncontrollable biological need to shit out all of their menial mental musings.

Twitter whores should seek professional help for their cognitive dysentery.

cognitive dysentery by TNunnster February 6, 2010

Dispenser 

A machine that dispenses stuff (duh). Also known as the Dispense-O-Matic 9000 Provisions Dispenser in Team Fortress 2, it's a machine that has the mystical ability to create ammo out of nowhere and give it to teammates. And it heals. Though minus the ability to make you bulletproof.

Comes in 3 Levels. When fully upgraded, it's a Medic that gives you ammo.

When used effectively, the Dispenser plays a very important role in the game, as it can provide (almost) endless amounts of health and ammo to teammates, therefore it is often being used to establish a camp halfway through the base. However, it is prone to damage from fire, rockets, bombs, arrows, melee weapons, sappers, and (most of the time) BOOLIT.

It also blocks friendly Sentry Guns, so watch out where you're placing it.

"POOTIS SPENCER HEAR!"
— The Heavy

"Need a dispenser here!"
— The Scout

"Phudda dipenza heah!"
— The Pyro

"We need a dispenser riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight here."
— The Engineer

Dispenser by LazFlamme November 1, 2014

Dysentery 

You shit until you die

The four horsemen have decided your fate with death from dysentery

Dysentery by The4horsemen October 10, 2019