Minesheimer's Disease

When one's brain is so crowded with academic information that it interferes with everyday mental functions, especially speaking.

Jen: Hey Maddie!
Maddie: What?
Jen: ...
Maddie: What?!
Jen: Sorry, I forgot what I was going to say. I have Minesheimer's Disease

by DubyaDubyaDos March 3, 2011

budspair disease

This disease has many symptoms. All symptoms of this disease mimic being bipolar and being psychotic. If you run into someone who has budspair disease, they will most definitely live in indiana and will most definitely have no life, no job and live with their parents. They obsess over average, low par men and will stop at nothing to defend what they call a "relationship".

Amy has such a severe form of budspair disease, she had to be spayed and then put down for the sake of the sane world.

by bipolarandluvinit October 25, 2006

veneereal disease

A serious skin-infection caused by excessive handling of decorative wood products.

I had to transfer from the finishing department to the structural-wood-fabricating room at the furniture-factory because I was coming down with veneereal disease.

by QuacksO June 17, 2018

rare lounge disease

rare lounge disease is a disease transmitted to rolimoners when they spend too much time in the dangerous rare lounge. you will become a sharker, and lose your ability to profit in trades.

I lost 100k this month - pontifexil
You have rare lounge disease, get demand bro. -Gael

by Rolimons user January 28, 2022

lynks disease

A disease you have, cuck

Person 1: yo you have lynks disease cuck
Person 2: yo correct cuck

by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH January 30, 2023

Menarchial Disease

A disease in which the female body (animal or human) produces tumors. These tumors take approximately one month to develop to appropriate size before releasing from the inner wall and becoming loose in the body. As an automatic self-defense mechanism, the body purposely wounds itself in order to capture and trap said spherical annoyances. In turn, gravity just happens to be its first option to expel these tumors from the body. It’s possible to take medication to prevent these tumors from growing, but it also beleaguers the female immune system. Surgery is included as a secondary option.

Sorry, I have Menarchial Disease so I'm in rehab this week.

by TheCheri July 27, 2010

shit and mouth disease

When a girl wipes back to front (arse to coochie) and then you proceed to go down on her and eat her shitty fanny

I got shit and mouth disease from going down on that girl that wipes back to front

by Ddkong July 27, 2022