Day in the life of a discord mod
5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed
meanwhile:
boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?
person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)
22 years later
Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420
How to get into a Discord Mod's Account
You can't.
5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed
meanwhile:
boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?
person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)
22 years later
Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420
How to get into a Discord Mod's Account
You can't.
by Empress Kristi April 29, 2022
usually, a discord mod is pretty fat and overweighted. a real discord mod likes to date 12 year old girls and he likes to ban innocent people
beluga: yo lester, wanna hear a joke?
discord mod named lester: Rule 69: no jokes/memes in general
beluga: *tells the joke anyways*
*beluga was banned*
discord mod named lester: Rule 69: no jokes/memes in general
beluga: *tells the joke anyways*
*beluga was banned*
by timtiminsky September 14, 2022
Person whos never touched grass before in their lifetime,
commonly saying "no memes in #general"
i don't know what else to put so that's it
commonly saying "no memes in #general"
i don't know what else to put so that's it
by random random random person September 2, 2021
The people that operate and maintain servers on Discord.
To most people, they're assholes that are intrusive and pieces of shit. They're hypocrites and don't do anything against the real problems with the server.
On the other hand, it's not entirely their fault. They all have the idiots and retards they need to deal with and the crappy owners they have as their superior.
To most people, they're assholes that are intrusive and pieces of shit. They're hypocrites and don't do anything against the real problems with the server.
On the other hand, it's not entirely their fault. They all have the idiots and retards they need to deal with and the crappy owners they have as their superior.
by TheBagelPeople November 27, 2020
p1: Did you hear that the discord mod of that server we're in died of a heart attack?
p2: No wonder his fatass couldn't even get out of his chair lmao
p2: No wonder his fatass couldn't even get out of his chair lmao
by Ryiu February 26, 2022
A person with absolutely no life that sits around on his chair all day watching discord. The Discord mods are usually around the age of 45. (Their average weight is around 700 pounds.) Usually do not touch grass.
John is a discord mod the only thing he does is monitor his discord and watch pokimane streams all day thinking that one day they will get married.
by Ihatediscordmods January 15, 2023
A pingable role on BadBoyHalo's Discord Server that can get you muted. If you're unlucky, banned. Ping it and Yin won't show mercy.
by tag t March 18, 2020