dis dick

A phrase said after someone says "what" in a sentence... A wordretard/worded attempt to prove intellectual superiority by wordretard/worded people.

Retard 1:"Hey, what up, b?"
Retard 2:"mumble mumble"
Retard 1:"What?"
Retard 2:"DIS DICK!!!"
or
Retard 1:"Hey, wanna go to IHIP?"
Retard 2:"Go where?"
Retard 1:"You know, IHIP, the pancake place."
Retard 2:"Oh, you mean IHOP?"
Retard 1:"On DIS DICK!!!!!"

by SFPC whody April 02, 2003

dis dick

whats in my pants and fits nicely into your mouth

by Horatio Sands September 13, 2003

dis dick

chocolate pankaces to eat for breakfast

want to eat dis dick for breakfast

by william March 25, 2004

dis dick

a joke or trick

leamon:a you have something on your face

stupid dude:oh,really what

leamon:dis dick

by yo momma n pappi September 15, 2009

Dis Dick

A term used to piss people off
Refering to my dick

Alan: Thats why there gonna whoop ur ass after school.
Any 1 stupid: Who
Alan: DIS DICK!!!

If you want to piss people off more then instead of saying dis dick, look down at your dick then look at them until they get the joke and get mad.

by Mastapiece October 06, 2004

Dis Dick

A game of words, were one person sets up another to end up saying the phrase "Dis Dick".

EXAMPLE 1
coworker 1: man work was hard today

coworker 2: you know what else is hard?

coworker 1: What?

coworker 2: Dis Dick haha

EXAMPLE 2
guy 1: dude the day is so long, when will it end?

guy 2: you know what else is long?

guy 1: no, what?

guy 2: Dis Dick! haha

by mybayarea December 11, 2010

Dis Dick

used wen some one says "wat's up?"
or wen tricking someone into a joke
or setting someone up for one

homie 1: ayo wats up?
homie 2: dis dick!!!

or

homie 1: knock knock...
homie 2: who's there?
homie 1: DIS DICK!!!
homie 2: HAHA you kno whoelse i heard that from...?
homie 1: who?
homie 2: DIS DICK!!! BITCH!!!

by C.T. ThA BeAsT!!! February 19, 2009