A "dirtycerda" is when a player dumps a girl while she's pregnant and shows his child off like a new shiny toy.
After dude's been bumpin' on a mattress, spreadin' his seed; he dumps his pregnant lady and comes back after the baby is born to pretend like he's a good dad and shows the baby off to his friends and family. Upon returning the baby to your custody you realize.....That dirtycerda left a bad taste in your mouth. He gave you a dirtycerda.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.