Skip to main content

dirty wank 

masturbating a with used condom with either your seamen or someone else's
you wanked into a condom made a sandwich , took a piss and now your gonna use it again!!!

now thats a dirty wank you dirty wanker !!!
have fun
dirty wank by kinky83 November 8, 2010

dirty wanker 

A real low-down loser.
British for habitual shameless masturbator
That dirty wanker took my wallet!
dirty wanker by Chuck December 1, 2003

Dirty Wanker 

A term for someone who jerks off a lot, but more commonly used by middle-schoolers for humor.
"Hey Bro! Wanna go shoot some hoops?" "Shut the fuck up you Dirty Wanker!"
Dirty Wanker by TmoneyTheRealO.G January 5, 2015

dirty ol wanka! 

an old man on omegle trying to jack off.
that old man is a dirty ol wanka! do you see how hes looking at you?!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026