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dirty vasquez 

leaving a skid mark on a white sofa while having sex in a "backward cowboy" position.
I left a "dirty vasquez" on the sofa while I had sex with Amy.
dirty vasquez by El Pepino March 21, 2005

dirty vasquez 

The act of a girl blowing a cum filled pussy fart into the face of her partner
Smith got a dirty vasquez last night and he can't see a thing.
dirty vasquez by Rory D June 19, 2007

Dirty Vasquez 

Punching someone in the crotch for being a jerk.
Karen was being such a jerk she got a dirty vasquez.
Dirty Vasquez by EAV7 February 18, 2021

Dirty Vasquez 

When you get jealous of someone for smashing your exgirlfriend and call the cops for a bogus charge to lock someone up.
This next party I'm hitting him with a Dirty Vasquez.
Dirty Vasquez by STDfree December 7, 2017

dirty vazquez 

1. To leave a mark of a dirty ass on furniture while having sex.
2. Act of leaving a shit moustache and beard on a partner's face by taking your cock out of her ass and putting it in her mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is thrust between the lips, shit is scraped off and comes to rest all araound her mouth in a moustache and beard configuration. (kinda like a Dirty Sanchez but with the beard included)

3. Act of sucking someones dirty ass. when that someone removes his face of the ass the result is again a moustache and beard configuration of shit.
1. She didn't wiped her ass properly and left a Dirty Vazquez on the couch.

2. I fucked that bitch in the ass and then gave her a Dirty Vazquez.

3. Chuck was giving Jeny A Black Kiss and got a Dirty Vazquez.

dirty vazquez by JJ Masterson January 21, 2008
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