dirty vasquez

leaving a skid mark on a white sofa while having sex in a "backward cowboy" position.

I left a "dirty vasquez" on the sofa while I had sex with Amy.

by El Pepino March 21, 2005

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The act of a girl blowing a cum filled pussy fart into the face of her partner

Smith got a dirty vasquez last night and he can't see a thing.

by Rory D June 19, 2007

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Dirty Vasquez

When a deadbeat, lame ass, piece of shit, good for nothing, bitch ass nigga abandons his child for no reason... other than to satisfy his own selfish homosexual needs.

Tina: Have you heard from Michael's dad?
Michelle: No that nigga pulled a Dirty Vasquez on him.

by Are You My Daddy November 2, 2016

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Punching someone in the crotch for being a jerk.

Karen was being such a jerk she got a dirty vasquez.

by EAV7 February 18, 2021

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When you get jealous of someone for smashing your exgirlfriend and call the cops for a bogus charge to lock someone up.

This next party I'm hitting him with a Dirty Vasquez.

by STDfree December 7, 2017

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