dirty syrup guzzler Share definition Flag An unwashed Canadian, like Ted Cruz, who guzzles Maple Syrup to wash down his hot cakes! Ted Cruz was born in Canada and is a dirty syrup guzzler! dirty syrup guzzler by quesondriac November 10, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the dirty syrup guzzler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
