dirty sonta

when u are in the 69 position she is on top throws up on ur belly and balls and uses her hair to clean it up

last night i got a dirty sonta it was nasty she used her hair.

by merlesgonewild April 1, 2007

Dirty Santa

The act of shitting in your mates beard.

Gave milo a nice "Dirty Santa".

by DirtySantaPartaker March 10, 2022

dirty santa claus

when a Mall Santa picks up and places an innocent child on his lap close enough to "the zone" to grow a chubby.

You can never be too sure when your unsuspecting child might be participating in a dirty santa claus. Stay away from Malls in December!

by Dr. Simulacra December 13, 2013

dirty santa claus

The sexual act of cumming onto your own or your partners chin or lower face to replicate Santa's beard. While also saying "ho ho ho" (optional)

Amy: "So how was he in the bedroom?"
Diana: " everything was going great until he pulled a dirty santa claus"

by JohnBrown69 April 22, 2015

Dirty Santa

That one pedofile who dresses up as santa and sneaks in your chimney at 4 a.m. to give u a special suprise

I love dirty santa

by tick/e November 5, 2018

Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmer

When one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for Christmas.

I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...

by Hollywood B! February 1, 2010

dirty santana

fucking a chick while playing the guitar

I was doing the dirty santana with Jill yesterday, but I busted a nut before the song was over

by FUNNY December 1, 2004