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Dirty Shayden

The act of fisting someone who hasn't shat in days and smearing the shit coated hand on the other person's face
"DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A DIRTY SHAYDEN?"

"I know you love it ;)"

dirty slade 

When a dude sleeps by himself and in his dream he has a girl who watches him jerk off to a leprechaun at the end of a rainbow with a lot of dicks
dirty slade by blockdied January 7, 2021

Dirty Shayden

The act of fisting someone who hasn't shat in days and smearing the shit coated hand on the other person's face
"DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A DIRTY SHAYDEN?"

"I know you love it ;)"

dirty slader patater 

When someone is in a dream and dreams about making love to one of his best friends and giving them anal warts to the extreme and wakes up and is having sex with a potato.
I almost did a dirty slader patater last night.

dirty foot slayer 

A guy that likes to have sex with a lot of dirty feet trailer trash sluts and brags about it.
You don't wanna hook up with that guy. He's a dirty foot slayer.
Ima slay me some dirty foot sluts tonight ya'll.
Who's down to slay some dirty foot?

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026