dirty shanta

When you take a bath with water containing someone else’s feces and semen

Her skin looks good because she frequently takes a Dirty Shanta.

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Dirty Santa

Gave milo a nice "Dirty Santa".

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when a Mall Santa picks up and places an innocent child on his lap close enough to "the zone" to grow a chubby.

You can never be too sure when your unsuspecting child might be participating in a dirty santa claus. Stay away from Malls in December!

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The sexual act of cumming onto your own or your partners chin or lower face to replicate Santa's beard. While also saying "ho ho ho" (optional)

Amy: "So how was he in the bedroom?"
Diana: " everything was going great until he pulled a dirty santa claus"

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That one pedofile who dresses up as santa and sneaks in your chimney at 4 a.m. to give u a special suprise

Dirty Santa by tick/e November 5, 2018

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When one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for Christmas.

I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...

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I was doing the dirty santana with Jill yesterday, but I busted a nut before the song was over

dirty santana by FUNNY December 1, 2004

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