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dirty screwdriver 

During sexual intercourse, the girl takes a shit on your dick then sucks it off. alabama hot pocket
Yo bro, last night my girl gave me a dirty screwdriver

A Dirty Screwdriver

Basically she takes a screwdriver and sticks it in your $&@/ and continues to %#$& all over the carpet. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...
News tonight at 11, but first:

Tom: This just in John, we have received confirmed reports that major anal thief, Tom Thompson, has been accused of giving a dirty screwdriver to a Mrs jo mama. Back to you john.

John: well fuck you tom, I banged you daughter. And now sports...

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008