When a female is on her period, she sticks her finger up in there and gets it bloody, then proceeds to swipe it across the upper lip of a unsuspecting victim.
This is a variation of the Dirty Sanchez. Sancho is the dude who is f**king your ol lady. Sancho gives your ol lady a Dirty Sanchez and when she kisses you when she gets home her, Dirty Sanchez becomes your Dirty Sancho
When my wife kissed me, the smell of another man's dirty butthole told me the Dirty Sanchez she received from Sancho was now my Dirty Sancho
Its where you crap a log in your own hand and wipe it across the targets upper lip region forcing them to smell fecal matter for a long period of time.
The act of sticking your entire face in your lovers ass and dismantling from left to right then squeezing the ass checks together with your face in the middle forming a sandwich.
Freddie satisfied his hunger after sharing a tasty, steaming hot Dirty Sanchez Sandwich platter with
Harold.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.