dirty pimlett Share definition Flag The act of sniffing cocaine off a pub toilet seat after it has just been used, followed by masturbation. “Oh look Jack is having a wank in the cubical, he must of just done a dirty pimlett” dirty pimlett by Fanny Tickler July 5, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the dirty pimlett mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch