dirty pavel

When you knock a girl out with your iPad and proceed to stuff microchips into her vagina to turn her into a robot. You then fuck her ears and hack her.

Dude, she said she prefered Android so I gave her a dirty pavel.

dirty pavel by DezziBills May 14, 2015

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Dirty Pamela

A Dirty Pamela is a crack whore that develops sores that can be utilized for sexual penetration. How many sores determines how many partners she can add to her already available vagina, anus and mouth.

Ten straight men had a one woman orgy, at Rex’s, with Dirty Pamela.

Dirty Pamela by Stevie Me Jones June 12, 2019

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Dirty Patel

You are doing a girl in the 5 hole (arse) -- you pull out and stick your finger(s) in to scoop some shite out and apply to the forehead of the girl -- as a bindi.

Once done, you throw your hands up in victory, because you have made the girl a Dirty Patel.

First I showed her my Dirty Patel, then I made sure she joined the club.

Dirty Patel by Patelinator6969 September 11, 2004

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Dirty Pamela

Ten straight men had a one woman orgy, at Rex’s, with Dirty Pamela.

Dirty Pamela by Stevie Me Jones June 12, 2019

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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