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Dirty Marshmallow 

When you pay a Gentleman of Significant Stature (a fatty) the sum of $35 to spread the cheeks of his buttocks, sit on your face and flatulate. The act becomes a Filthy Marshmallow if the large man defecates, intentionally or otherwise.
Pardon me Louie Anderson, I have thirty-five American dollars and I would like to have a good time. Would you be interested in giving me a Dirty Marshmallow?
Words you can keep

dirty marshmallow 

a girl takes a good amount of marshmallows and puts them in her mouth while giving you a blow job
my girlfriend gave me a dirty marshmallow and she said it tasted great.
dirty marshmallow by dam3646 October 1, 2009

Dirty Marshmallow 

1. When a money shot gets covered with sand and left for others to find at the beach

2. When someone gives a facial and shoves the girls face in the sand (well complimented by the Amish Plow)
1. "I found a side way into the topless beach but the whole path is covered with Diry Marshmallows"

2. "If you don't quit chewin' I'm gonna give you a Dirty Marshmallow"
Dirty Marshmallow by MallowMate July 14, 2009

Dirty Marshmallow 

When a man has an infection in his penis and and cums on your stomach.
Man his cum was yellowish brown he really gave me a dirty marshmallow!
Dirty Marshmallow by Buckner March 21, 2021
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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