Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Dirty Mali 

Shoving a dead horse up you mothers asshole then eating the horse while touching yourself
Wow Mali did a Dirty Mali
Dirty Mali by anonymous September 5, 2021

dirty malia

Damn, Malia is the dirtiest..... no one can top her in the bad, she has every guy going wild, but she’s not for the streets
There’s Dirty Malia! i gotta work to get that wile girl

dirty malia

When a girl named Malia’s pussy smells so bad you have to cover your ears because that smells like straight ass bruh like no cap.Then she rubs her disgusting pussy lips all over your face and sharts.
Damn that girl is so crazy she gave me the worst dirty Malia of my life
dirty malia by Atx.jit25 April 15, 2020

Dirty Maliya 

When you dive into the fat girls ass like a bowl of pudding
Me and the neighbours love doing a dirty maliya
Dirty Maliya by Mr_Gigity October 30, 2020

dirty malik

Dirty Malik is someone who loves to receive anal and give oral at the same time and getting fully loaded like a TWINKIE from both ends
Its been one of those days and I am so down to get stuffed and be a dirty malik
dirty malik by BluJeanz23 October 19, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Load more