when the hottest person in the universe dies your hair and then fucks you senselessly using the hair dye as lube and then takes you to the hospital to take care of your inflamed ass.
by pumpkinroll May 19, 2020
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by pumpkinroll May 19, 2020
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An intimate act of sexual intercourse, which involves tying a dogs to a bed, so that it lays on it's back with it's legs open and bound. You then proceed to lubricate either the rectum or vagina (whatever your vice) with homemade Vaseline, and make rough, dry love to the unlubricated hole. Then, before climax you pull out and ejaculate in the lubricated hole.
by Daniel Rose July 26, 2006
Get the Dirty Kungl mug.A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.
Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.
Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
by ballplayer182 March 18, 2022
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Paddy: Na, I'd rather sit at home and play call of duty
Kish: What a Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt
Paddy: Yeah thats me
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Kish: What a Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt
Paddy: Yeah thats me
by Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt January 24, 2010
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